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Rocket Demotivational Poster

SHE-KACHU - Oh, I definately choose you!

TAGS: pikachu pokemon ash misty team rocket cosplay cosplayers anime manga
Rating: 2.74/5

More motifakes by jalford

WillTurner - November 30, 2010, 8:09 am
it's a male, doesn't have the notch on its tail
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 1:48 pm

TEAM ROCKET - Promoting transvestism since 1997.



TAGS: hooah army rocket rpg
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by IxCHIEFxI

IxCHIEFxI - April 21, 2011, 12:24 am
Thank you both!!!
marlygirl - April 20, 2011, 10:09 am
HOOAHx5! Nice job!
NotoriousGIL - April 20, 2011, 2:06 am
5th 5...great work, Chief.
IxCHIEFxI - April 19, 2011, 7:42 pm
thank you whoever gave the 5 Ls.

GLAD BAG AND RUBBER BAND - Have some decency

TAGS: rocket pubes funny
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by CANADA

red03golf - May 1, 2011, 7:18 pm
Wasn't that an Elton John song? ... "Rocket Pubes, cloggin' up the drain in my dorm room"


TAGS: silly rocket time
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by almarpa

almarpa - July 15, 2010, 9:15 am
Haha! Nice! I know a sad and true story about an unexploded rocket found by an Army Doctor... But this pic is really funny
liamshaw - July 15, 2010, 9:00 am
my friend did this to his mum, theyr both in a better place now

ROCKET TOILETS - Because if shit's gonna fly, it might as well be at lightspeed.

TAGS: rocket toilets bathroom flush potty
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by CommanderThunderush

CloudchaserS - December 13, 2011, 11:44 pm
That's one way to avoid having to stop just to use the restroom.
440wakeup - December 13, 2011, 8:24 pm
because making hair-pin turns at mach 2 well need I continue

WARNING - Rocket propelled wheelchair zone!

TAGS: rocket propelled wheelchair
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Vitek

agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:57 pm
Heh heh.... handicap people can go fast.


TAGS: rocket moon it happened space
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - June 23, 2012, 11:19 am
I say this because my daughter has win a basketball competition, scoring 28 out of 30 attempts, and this, only after six months of training... it's unbelievable, because she has win in front of girls which have been trained for years.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:41 am
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:51 pm
Excellent! 5L


TAGS: gi joe rocket launcher soldier army
Rating: 1.74/5

More motifakes by Dragonrider1227

JesusWept - January 22, 2013, 4:20 pm
[email protected]
BrokenEye - August 18, 2010, 12:18 am
You're plastic. My argument is still valid.

BUCK ROGERS - Making Rocket-Ships, Jet-Packs, Ray-Guns, and Hyphens Awesome Since 1928

TAGS: rogers raygun rocketship awesome futurism
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by esmith1701

falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:14 pm
DUCK DODGERS, in the 24th and 1/2 CENTURY!

RPG FAIL - That's why i never let a rookie use that!

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

DEMOCRACY - When "God bless America" starts flashing, just press the button, miss.

MEXICAN FOOD - Can have that effect

ARMY - they take anything that can use Guns

TAGS: rocket squirrel
Rating: 1.09/5

More motifakes by JoeJoe3696

CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 12:55 am
is that rocket J. squirrel?

THE OTHER TEAM ROCKET - Why don't they get more screentime?

ROCKET HARPOON - The California Whaling Rocket Harpoon. I doubt that anything in life can be much cooler than this. Anyone want to go fishing?

TAGS: harpoon rocket awesome california
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by Discoman

LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 7:19 pm
Yeah but they like them in soup and stuff like that....damn wells always running up your light bill...and stealing the change in your couch..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:59 pm
The Japanese....Dumbass....lol
LordKraven - December 22, 2010, 6:51 pm
Cause who likes whales any damn way

Propaganda -

TAGS: korean satellite rocket launch news
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - June 25, 2013, 10:16 am
It’s a joke Bol, one of ism’s continuing news sagas that make us all giggle…nothing more, nothing less, but….yer right about Fox…and CNN….and…….
Bolverk3778 - June 25, 2013, 9:11 am
Fox News Alert-- Since when did Fox ever have any news on this channel? If they ever show an item that they say is 'breaking news' I automatically check the rest of the news channels and my diary just in case it's April 1st.
falloutghoul - June 23, 2013, 8:41 am
Tommy joins the MissPriss cult? LOL!

Jonny Rockets -

TAGS: jonny rockets slave labor food
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by turboerik

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 31, 2014, 3:58 am
I 5L believe it. But there's a difference between slave labor and Nazi Concentration Camp labor; ever head of the TJX company?

ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ - Fritz would be no dogs prison bitch anymore.

GERMAN SLEEPERS - If your going to eat supercars for breakfast, why not eat them in a German tuxedo?


TAGS: incompetance rocket
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by TresGlobos

agdaniele - October 24, 2009, 12:05 am
Albeit, fitting for the poster caption.
Sean - October 23, 2009, 11:56 pm
Hell, I never would have spotted that. I have a new Incompetence poster waiting to go and I just re-checked it to make sure I didn't "ance" it. I didn't, but I did have to check to make sure.
TresGlobos - October 23, 2009, 11:49 pm
Ha! Incompentence ...? LOL Worse than me.
SD-619-II - October 19, 2009, 1:06 pm
Ha! Incompetence.
SD-619-II - October 19, 2009, 1:06 pm

FRIDAY NIGHT - With a freshly Windexed helmet, MWLF goes hunting "I leave for the moon tomorrow...and I may not ever make it back. Wanna do it?"

TAGS: just be sure he wraps his pocket rocket before reentry
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 1:55 am
I already got that from the paint chips. 5/5
Sean - December 18, 2009, 10:56 pm
This is wonderfu-- errr, I mean uhmmm, oh dammit, it's fucking wonderful. There. I said it. And if you mock me for that LD 'll plug ya full of led. 5.
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:50 pm
LMAO! 5+ LogicDude.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 18, 2009, 4:18 pm
You're giving my secrets away!!!
GreyScorpion - December 18, 2009, 9:26 am
MWLF is smooth like a morning lake, 5 VHF antenna's



TAGS: hell i think crockett and tubbs could have figured that out
Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

boeweizer - November 23, 2009, 12:22 am
haha... wait, what?

CAR INSURANCE - Sometimes, it really could use rockect science

TAGS: rocket car
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Dr. Rusak

R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 7:56 pm
You spelled rocket wrong. LOL
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 7:49 pm
I think Doc has a point... this is a circus mirror version of an existing motto. Just can't remember what company.
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:33 pm

that is what I am guessing. 3L for the effort.
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
Bartimaeus - December 28, 2009, 7:31 pm
"What if it's a rocket car?" That's the joke right.
Dr. Rusak - December 28, 2009, 7:23 pm
there was an insurance ad that said "car insurance isn't rocket science"
rerun - December 28, 2009, 7:22 pm

what i=am I missing here? I want to give it the right vote....

POKEMON: THE MOTION PICTURE - Naw, just kidding! Couldn't EVEN pull that off!

JAVELIN MISSILE - Better to be safe than sorry...

TAGS: missile rocket gun
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by aidenpurdie

aidenpurdie - August 22, 2010, 7:47 pm
thanks for the feedback. just need to try harder dont i?
pzykosiz - August 16, 2010, 8:56 pm
Sorry man, not real funny or creative

Another Big Wheel at Motifake -

TAGS: gear sprocket
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Greeny - September 21, 2014, 8:57 am
...and curb feelers
Reality Lord - September 21, 2014, 8:26 am

there are no big wheels at motifake... only hub caps :)

Not A Rocket Scientist -

TAGS: not rocket scientist hat tan
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ryncovine

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 30, 2013, 1:36 pm
Whoa! The lights are on but nobody's home. They're the crazies I'm truly afraid of. What county was this?

small step giant leap frog -

MAKING A MOTIFAKE - Can be like working as a Rocket Scientist. Sometimes you make it to the Moon. But most times you go up in a spectacular ball of fire.

TAGS: rocket scientist
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Bob D. Sailor

agdaniele - May 5, 2010, 2:34 pm
This is one for the time capsule.
forseti - May 4, 2010, 4:49 am
unfortunately my rockets are most of the time "surface to surface missiles" and hedgehoppers. But even a blind hen sometimes finds a grain of corn, so let's never give up! 5 rockets!
Bob D. Sailor - May 3, 2010, 9:45 pm
GySgt1811, "Shoo fly, don't bother me." @Zealot, thanks dude (or dudette, which ever it may be).
GySgt1811 - May 3, 2010, 9:41 pm
(And sometimes you stutter...)
GySgt1811 - May 3, 2010, 9:41 pm
And sometimes you hit London
GySgt1811 - May 3, 2010, 9:40 pm
And sometimes you hit London.
Zealot - May 3, 2010, 9:37 pm
you know, the man is right


CHALLENGER - Sometimes being a rocket scientist doesn't actually help.

Davy Crockett -

Commercial Space Flight -

TAGS: rocket
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Thedge - November 6, 2014, 8:51 pm
Hmmm... 'Black Cat Firecrackers' not represented? Shameful. That's a fiver.